Ah, to be a faux farmer in the state of Kansas.
Forget about those early morning wakeups and late-night emergencies. A hailstorm need never cause you angst. In Kansas, you can own property and call it a farm just by planting a couple of Christmas trees or spreading some native grass.
If that seems insulting to the genuine farmers of the Sunflower state, it’s not a great deal for taxpayers, schools and local governments, either.